he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
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he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by NAZ Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:28 am
Who and Where is Kevin Khoo..?
Passenger to stewardess: Hi Miss, just want to check ah, who and
where is this Kevin Khoo ah? He seems to be a very busy man. Everyone is looking for him….
Stewardess: ?? Sorry, Kevin Khoo?? Not sure what you mean sir..
Passenger: You know Kevin Khoo la…even the Captain is always looking for him…
Kevin Khoo please be seated for take off….Kevin Khoo please return to
your station…Kevin Khoo please disarm all doors…..Kevin Khoo please be seated for
landing…..aiyo! he’s so busy la….why you all never help him one??
Stewardess: Sir, there are 12 of us Kevin Khoos on this flight….and it’s "cabin
crew" ..not Kevin Khoo!
Passenger: Wah, your captain’s English not vely good lah…must go for more trainings lorr.
Passenger to stewardess: Hi Miss, just want to check ah, who and
where is this Kevin Khoo ah? He seems to be a very busy man. Everyone is looking for him….
Stewardess: ?? Sorry, Kevin Khoo?? Not sure what you mean sir..
Passenger: You know Kevin Khoo la…even the Captain is always looking for him…
Kevin Khoo please be seated for take off….Kevin Khoo please return to
your station…Kevin Khoo please disarm all doors…..Kevin Khoo please be seated for
landing…..aiyo! he’s so busy la….why you all never help him one??
Stewardess: Sir, there are 12 of us Kevin Khoos on this flight….and it’s "cabin
crew" ..not Kevin Khoo!
Passenger: Wah, your captain’s English not vely good lah…must go for more trainings lorr.
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by Mohd. Ikram Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:57 pm
hehe.. suara kapten selalu serak-serak basah kalau buat pengumuman...tu jadi Kevin Khoo tu..
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by gothehome Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:28 pm
kak N,....,
saya ni puasa
tolong jangan paksa saya gelak lebih lebih.
saya ni puasa
tolong jangan paksa saya gelak lebih lebih.
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by thtl Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:31 pm
ikram,
Kapten tu dah banyak sangat fly, sebab tu dia buat announcement acuh tak acuh je...
pilot saudia airlines masih OK, siap doa dan zikir masa nak take-off
Kapten tu dah banyak sangat fly, sebab tu dia buat announcement acuh tak acuh je...
pilot saudia airlines masih OK, siap doa dan zikir masa nak take-off
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by abu_aisyah Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:05 pm
ana telah tergelak sakan dengan lawak mengenai sammy velue cakap melayu yg di post di facebook.
klu paste kat sini,takut berdosa jer klu2 tak sahih.
klu paste kat sini,takut berdosa jer klu2 tak sahih.
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by gothehome Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:12 pm
abu_aisyah wrote:ana telah tergelak sakan dengan lawak mengenai sammy velue cakap melayu yg di post di facebook.
klu paste kat sini,takut berdosa jer klu2 tak sahih.
pakai nama sammy value
(tidak berkaitan dengan mana-mana individu samada yang hidup atau yang dah mati)
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by gothehome Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:31 am
terjumpa dalam FB
memang budaya melayu sekarang ini
memang budaya melayu sekarang ini
Battery 4% → Cari Charger → Charge Phone →
*3 Jam Kemudian* → Ambil Phone → Battery 0%
→ Plug Tak ON → *Babi dipersalahkan*
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by alDayyan Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:38 am
gothehome wrote:terjumpa dalam FB
memang budaya melayu sekarang iniBattery 4% → Cari Charger → Charge Phone →
*3 Jam Kemudian* → Ambil Phone → Battery 0%
→ Plug Tak ON → *Babi dipersalahkan*
hahaha...
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by abu_aisyah Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:48 pm
gothehome wrote:abu_aisyah wrote:ana telah tergelak sakan dengan lawak mengenai sammy velue cakap melayu yg di post di facebook.
klu paste kat sini,takut berdosa jer klu2 tak sahih.
pakai nama sammy value
(tidak berkaitan dengan mana-mana individu samada yang hidup atau yang dah mati)
janji dicapati.
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by NAZ Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:57 am
Sembang Atuk dengan kawan ngeteh nyer Pak Ngah, di warong kopi.
Atuk : Bagus jugak pindaan perlembagaan baru baru ni yek.
Pak Ngah : ?
Atuk : Yelah..Waris waris raja yang sah boleh naik tahta semula..Boleh tuntut kat
Mahkamah
Pak Ngah : Tapi mesti tau sejarah salasilah keturunan Tuk…
Atuk : Heh…kalau ikut salasilah keturunan..aku ni bukan orang sembarangan tau Ngah!
Pak Ngah : Woahh…berita gempar ni..Atuk ni berdarah raja ke? Macam mana salasilahnya
Tu?
Atuk : Atuk aku dulu anak Ultraman Gamma, lepas tu kawin dengan Ultraman Space
Jadi…aku ni sepatutnya jadi Ultraman Ace …tau
Pak Ngah : Cheh….!
Credit : Kartunis Ujang (majalah gila-gila)
Atuk : Bagus jugak pindaan perlembagaan baru baru ni yek.
Pak Ngah : ?
Atuk : Yelah..Waris waris raja yang sah boleh naik tahta semula..Boleh tuntut kat
Mahkamah
Pak Ngah : Tapi mesti tau sejarah salasilah keturunan Tuk…
Atuk : Heh…kalau ikut salasilah keturunan..aku ni bukan orang sembarangan tau Ngah!
Pak Ngah : Woahh…berita gempar ni..Atuk ni berdarah raja ke? Macam mana salasilahnya
Tu?
Atuk : Atuk aku dulu anak Ultraman Gamma, lepas tu kawin dengan Ultraman Space
Jadi…aku ni sepatutnya jadi Ultraman Ace …tau
Pak Ngah : Cheh….!
Credit : Kartunis Ujang (majalah gila-gila)
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Re: he...he..heh...kelakar derrr
by abu_firdaus Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:12 am
sama juga kalau tgh cari parking kat shopping kompleks, ingatkan ada space kosong, dah dekat rupanya ada kancil. babi juga dipersalahkangothehome wrote:terjumpa dalam FB
memang budaya melayu sekarang iniBattery 4% → Cari Charger → Charge Phone →
*3 Jam Kemudian* → Ambil Phone → Battery 0%
→ Plug Tak ON → *Babi dipersalahkan*
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